5-second rule

A rule that states a penis can touch anything for up to five seconds before the object is considered molested.

Husband: (poking dick against cosmetic mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection.
Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror!
Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second...
Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror)

by Happy Jam July 28, 2011

Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

Sir Kenneth The Second

Nickname for Half White, Half Asian Teen.
Sophisticated Pimp

He used babypowder before he pimp slapped that hoe.

by Mr. Roboto April 01, 2005

Second hand emotion

A second hand emotion is when your friend goes through a heart break or something and it upsets you as well as them

I'm sad because my friend lost her cat.
Isn't that second hand emotion?

Yeah because it didn't happen to me but it still upsets me.

by D.bug November 10, 2015

Second hand-Sadness

It's when your sad for someone.

"Oh, I feel second hand-sadness when her parents died"

by hcsophia November 24, 2015

Second in line guy

The douchebag who is second in line and makes a complete ass of themselves because they got something before you.

This douche named seth is such a second in line guy just because he got his playstation 3 before me

by kentuckyfriedcarl February 04, 2009

Second hand load

When a girl blows a guy and then makes out with you.

Maya blew Peter , and then she kissed Anthony. He swallowed a second hand load.

by taintologist September 28, 2016