second eyes

1. when a girl's breasts slope down so the nipples are looking at you like eyes. 2. Glasses

1. Man, did you see that naked chick? She was looking at me with BOTH eyes.
2. That guy has second eyes, his normal ones suck.

by Mepppio June 17, 2004

5 second rule

The tacit requirement in ultra-clean American society that dropped food must not lay upon the ground for longer than five seconds in order to be still edible. Certain requirements about food type (i.e., non-sticky or attracting of dirt particles) generally apply.

Dude! I dropped my Dorito! Five second rule...still good.

by quetzalphoenix July 10, 2004

5 second rule

A long standing rule in which any food which is dropped on the floor/ground is still "good" and edible if it was only in contact with the surface for less than 5 seconds. Incorporated mainly by clumsy children but is often used by teenagers and adults as well.

"Dude, this hotdog is awesome....damn, I dropped it on the ground. No big deal, its still good takes a big bite, 5 second rule!! mumbles with mouth full"

by zebo2k July 11, 2004

Second

its something to do with a number i think im 69 years old im retired

696969696969696969

is a second i think

by im a god damn ostrich November 4, 2020

second base

When you and your partner are ready for the next step in your relationship including feeling and enjoying the other person.

my girlfriend and i got to second base last night

by mr.me November 17, 2005

Ten Second Wonder

A Guy who blows his load in 10 secends through too much excitement. Jonny had a Ten second wonder

I think Jon took a Ten second wonder just looking at her.

by Joel Ricard July 5, 2006

Second base

After hitting the ball you can sometimes run to second base, therefore a "double"

mom i got to second base by the double!!!

by legit as shit June 27, 2008