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You wake up way too goddamn early just to go to a hell hole and sit and fuckin a hour long classes learning about shit you don't give 1 goddamn fuck about. The goddamn teacher claims we would use the skills when you older. Then when you get home the cunt-ass teachers make you do book reports and homework knowing goddamn well we ain't gonna do the shit. It's basically jail.We locked in the place for seven hours and a bell dismisses us.
Teacher:you have a 3 page essay due next week
Me: Fuck school.
by Dtf_jk January 8, 2019
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Something that we all hate..
Mom: Hey, wake up and get ready for school
Me: Ugh, school....I can't WAIT till Friday
Mom: I SAID TO GET READY!!
Me: OKAY! HOLD ON I GOTTA GET OUT OF BED!
Mom: You better do it now before you're late for school.
by Izzy.Says.BTS.Is.Da.BEST January 9, 2019
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Person 1: what’s that
Person 2: school
Person 1: oh shit, run
Person2: I can already see the devils, go go go
by Bob da kangaroo January 10, 2019
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A synonym to prison for children
It wastes your precious childhood
Kid1: I want to die.
Kid2: School?
Kid1: Yeah..
by Nobody °<° June 4, 2018
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Me:Its bad for your brain it is mentally retarded but helps you decide how to kill your self because of all that math

Teacher: School is for you to learn and to be educated for life to know what to do when you grow up.
"School is hell to me." I said
by Imcoolman242 June 12, 2018
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School is often said to be a place of learning. Whoever said that was clearly an idiot. School is a place where they teach pointless subjects that do nothing to help most of us in the future. It isn’t learning. It’s torture. Also it is like, the number one reason for depression and anxiety. So fuck you all. School sucks.
“We’ve got school tomorrow”
Google - did you mean: we’re going to a cluster of buildings filled with judgmental lil bitches and teachers who don’t give a fuck with a system that is more fucked then hitler tomorrow?
by Pink Canary June 13, 2018
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Places where kids and teens go to endure prison for eight hours and some get fucked up in the bath rooms.
Mom:READY FOR SCHOOL
Me: yes *puts ingredients for lean in backpack*
by Jskskskksksks August 19, 2018
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