Satriarch

An older sister who takes responsibility for mentoring her siblings. A sister who listens without being hypercritical or judgmental. One who loves her siblings so as to care for them as a parent would, without parenting.

My oldest sister was quite the amorous Satriarch. The family's satriarch loved guiding and supporting her siblings.

by cansmt March 29, 2013

satiricritical

Using a mix of satire and straightforward criticism.

"I stumbled across this satiricritical article that starts with a point-by-point rebuttal of yesterday's State of the Union address and then compares Obamacare to sado-bestiality."
"LOL"

by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014

satpimp

this is the new version of lmfao.

satpimp= Seriously About To Piss In My Pants.
(SATPIMP)

*Girls Texting*

girl one- omg what was emily wearing today?

girl two- eww idk she has no sense of style.

girl one- ikr. satpimp😂

by Lexi May 24, 2014

Satisfull

Satisfull is where you eat a meal to the point where you are full and satisfied.

Satis-full

"Man, that lentil vegan soup was so good. I feel so satisfull"

by BlueRose💙🌹 June 29, 2014

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015

Saturday Ruiner

Someone who doesn't abuse drugs/alcohol and ruins the vibe for everyone else on Saturdays.

Sana is a Saturday Ruiner.
Eric Bang is a Saturday Ruiner

by ihatestupidpeople October 4, 2015

Satan's Salad

Yet another nickname for the drug Marijuana.

You-
"That Satan's Salad is freaken strong."
Your friend-
"Yeah, but its not as strong as my Devil's Lettuce!

by Bananicus May 15, 2016