Santa

A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister

Mom whats santa

Santa is a very creepy man

by Secret puma December 2, 2023

Santas

Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).

Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.

by Shawyer August 30, 2007

Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

Sucky Piece of Santa

An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.

Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.

They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.

by LTKraptor December 13, 2020

Creamy santa

When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you

God i wish he could be my creamy santa

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023