When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.
Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....
Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....
Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....
by Artaxias September 7, 2009
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Get the gun rule mug.Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked.
P1: Can someone explain to me, without sensationalism, why this bailout is bad for America?
P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.
P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?
P2: Google it.
P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...
P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.
P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?
P2: Google it.
P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...
by tehInterweb January 20, 2009
Get the Rule 13 mug.This is a rule established on Comedy Central's show, Workaholics, that states when you accidentally see another man's penis, the only way to restore order to the universe is to show him your dick as well.
Then you have both seen each other's penises and you can go on living your daily in peace once again.
Then you have both seen each other's penises and you can go on living your daily in peace once again.
Adam: Hey Blake, where you going with no pants on?
Blake: Oh, I accidentally saw Montez's penis yesterday, so I'm gunna go show him my dick to restore balance to the universe.
Adam: Ahh, the Boy Scout Rule of D's, have fun.
Blake: Oh, I accidentally saw Montez's penis yesterday, so I'm gunna go show him my dick to restore balance to the universe.
Adam: Ahh, the Boy Scout Rule of D's, have fun.
by mermaidcat May 17, 2011
Get the Boy Scout Rule of D's mug.An online game that is highly addictive, i started around the end of 2004 start of 2005 and played on and off till mid 2009 (mainly on), whilst playing the game you feel you are benefiting, but honestly and i feel it now i deeply regret playing it, i having nothing to show for how long i played, and it kills me to even imagine how long i wasted on it, yes i can reminisce about it but at the end of the day you really dont benefit from it, if you can manage your time well and are self disciplined i do recommend it..but this game will take over large chunks of your life.
it kind of hit home how it kind of made me fall behind when we had family friends over once, they were saying how their sons and daughters (who were my age), were going on to great things and that they are high achievers, at that moment i realised deep down with a horrible gut feeling runescape was the reason i had gone downhill and hadnt lived life to the full, at that time i was 16-17 when this hit home, i am now 18 hoping to go to uni, with a long way to go yet to catch these people up i can say i am on route and that it is never too late to stop playing, i feel with me and other people it takes its natural course to boar you to stop playing it, but lastly it also makes you totally lose touch with reality and i found my self thinking about it at school alot
it kind of hit home how it kind of made me fall behind when we had family friends over once, they were saying how their sons and daughters (who were my age), were going on to great things and that they are high achievers, at that moment i realised deep down with a horrible gut feeling runescape was the reason i had gone downhill and hadnt lived life to the full, at that time i was 16-17 when this hit home, i am now 18 hoping to go to uni, with a long way to go yet to catch these people up i can say i am on route and that it is never too late to stop playing, i feel with me and other people it takes its natural course to boar you to stop playing it, but lastly it also makes you totally lose touch with reality and i found my self thinking about it at school alot
family friend: so what have you done this summer then?
me: i completed monkey madness in one day on runescape!!!!
me: i completed monkey madness in one day on runescape!!!!
by jameson23 May 14, 2011
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These rules seperate the douchbags and assholes from the men
rule #1. NEVER embarass a guy infront of a girl
rule #2. DONT BE A COCK BLOCK
rule #3. Dont hit girls/ dont cheat on a girl
rule #4. If someone tells you to shut up, try to.
rule #5. Dont Spread Rumors
rule #6. Never try to make a girl cheat on a guy
These rules seperate the douchbags and assholes from the men
rule #1. NEVER embarass a guy infront of a girl
rule #2. DONT BE A COCK BLOCK
rule #3. Dont hit girls/ dont cheat on a girl
rule #4. If someone tells you to shut up, try to.
rule #5. Dont Spread Rumors
rule #6. Never try to make a girl cheat on a guy
by Nebakenezzer May 29, 2008
Get the Unspoken Rule mug.An addition to Rule 36, this rule states that, if there is a fetish for anything, then therefore anything must be porn, at least to someone. To simplify: It is not necessary for a subject to contain sexual content in order to be classified as "porn", according to Rule 36. To simplify further: Everything is porn.
Person 1: Man, the internet is crazy. I bet there's even Holocaust porn out there.
Person 2: To someone, the Holocaust already is porn.
Person 1: What? Seriously?
Person 2: Rule 36A.
Person 2: To someone, the Holocaust already is porn.
Person 1: What? Seriously?
Person 2: Rule 36A.
by vashatako February 1, 2010
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