Rider's Cock

A condition of random impotence due to one having ridden either saddle or cycle for far too long a period of time.

The man was suffering from an infrequent bout of rider's cock after his long journey, having traveled only by horse/motorcycle.

by ThatTittieGuy July 12, 2014

river ball

The act of pissing in a bowling ball

I drank too much at that party and ended up pulling a river ball right in front of stacy's mom

by 666 party with the devil bitch March 31, 2015

River Bottom Dweller

A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.

That guy is such a river bottom dweller.

by Lanee June 9, 2015

River Snickers

Shit found in a river or lake, usually after a large group of tubers has passed or a large group of boaters stayed in one place for a long time.

"Dude, I thought you needed to find a bathroom? "

"Nah, I dropped a river snickers ."

by Deuce McCalister August 16, 2016

River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016

River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US

Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco

by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017

riber

What a 1-7 year old calls a river

I see a big riber

by Riber July 19, 2017