crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time

john is such a crap sucking retard

by matt15 July 26, 2006

retarded

When you're put in special classes because you cant perform to your full potential. Low IQ. Low learning abilities. Disabilties. Failures in school. Also a name for a dumb person.

I was in special ed. Some kids call me retarded but I just have a low IQ.

by Michael Rehmeyer December 26, 2007

retardedrandy

a retarded randy is someone who thinks hes cool but trips or eats crap infront of public

by nick October 20, 2003

retardabombed

When you drink way too much and won't remember doing stupid things, so people take pics to document your retardation.

Hey did you see Rick dancing with a lamp in my pics from Friday nite? He was seriously retardabombed.

by foodeegirl May 27, 2011

sickly retarded

Ridiculously awesome; crazy. Coined by rapper MF Doom in the song "Impending Doom" off the Daedelus album Exquisite Corpse.

"Yo, this beat is sickly retarded, yo"

by Mr. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX May 17, 2008

pussy retardant

Similar to a cock block but used in a female context.

A "pussy retardant" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a partner.

This b%8h be F$%kin up my game, she's a got damn pussy retardant

by SupWitChuuGirl December 27, 2010

Going Retarded

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

by bagel666 May 6, 2018