bitch pucker

The face you make after tasting a nasty alcoholic drink.

“Malibu Coconut Rum makes me bitch pucker every time!”

by Lunch Ladies January 19, 2024

Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".

I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.

by RoMoNB July 16, 2024

cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"

"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"

by Hydris August 19, 2024

fanny pucking

being annoying while gooning

man, when we were gooning, john was totally fanny pucking!

by kinesis the "fanpucker" March 7, 2026

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

nouman puchuk

nouman puchuk who loves men such as usman haseeb, inspirational towards the LGBTQ. some might say a bit kinky.

"sir i want to lick it like a lolli pop" nouman puchuk

by didn May 16, 2025