Pillsbury Dough Girl

when you find a woman over six hundred pound and bang her big ass belly button. Then you scoop the jizz out with a spoon and put the fresh, warm glaze on a cinnamon bun. Then you make the huge bitch eat it.

I went to the Golden Corral and met this lady at the fried pizza section, and i took her big ass back to my place for the night. I Pillsbury Dough Girled her for breakfast the next morning.

by AmThaMan April 21, 2009

White nail polish

Means a girl is a absolute slut and ready for your wiener whenever

Dude 1. Well what color are her nails?
Dude 2. White nail polish
Dude 1.Oh u know what that means

by Salt_life1002 April 13, 2022

pollaganda

The release of proported polling booth exit data collected from the National Election Pool (consortium of polling specialists from ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Fox News and the Associated Press)during and following U.S. elections.

The left wing media will roll out the pollaganda machine earlier afternoon in an attempt to influence voters that have yet to cast ballots.

by Joe Bellis November 10, 2008

Polishing the wood

A Euphemism for masturbation

guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite
guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it

by cheese-knee March 5, 2008

Polish highlighter

A Polish highlighter is a form of fiber tip pen which is used to highlight sections of documents in a vivid black, while leaving the content beneath obscured.

Lauren used a polish highlighter on the important parts of a document, but found out later that she's couldn't read thru the black ink!

by Amazing Rando March 16, 2009

splittin' poles

(verb) a superstition primarily in the african american community, when members of a party encounter an object (such as a pole) and some members of set party walk on one side of the object (pole) and others walk on the other, engaging in such an activity is improper and bad luck.

Don't be splittin' poles.

by milk man May 24, 2005

Babinski's Polish Sausage

Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.

Yeah man, i totally think Dave pulled a a Babinski's Polish Sausage on Jane... Thats so sick.

by really nice chair man November 5, 2011