Polish Tuxedo

The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.

Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.

Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"

Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."

by Professor Tunnycliff July 1, 2014

Polish hurricane

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.

Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.

by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015

Polish Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.

by Literally A Fish November 14, 2015

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

polish dinner

When you cover your genitalia with sauerkraut and kielbasa and mustard and your girl gobbles it up.

That girl said she wasn't hungry, but when i showed her my polish dinner she dove in and didn't come up for air until the mustard was gone.

by clevermeats January 29, 2016

Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg April 13, 2016

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016