When you want to piss after busting a obese nut to your favorite waifu but there's still some cum left on your foreskin, mixing the urine with the semen.
Jerry: Dude, i needed to piss but there was some cum left on my PP! That means i made infused piss!
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf
by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021
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Get the Piss Flops mug.Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.
by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018
Get the Consolation Piss mug.1. A person who is just incredibly disgusting and manky
2. A person who has drunk so much alcohol they have started to take on rat-like features and characteristics.
2. A person who has drunk so much alcohol they have started to take on rat-like features and characteristics.
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
Get the piss rat mug.You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).
You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.
•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.
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•Pissing into the wind
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You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.
•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.
-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.
•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.
•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.
•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.
•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.
•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.
•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.
•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020
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Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
by UglyBagel May 20, 2021
Get the Piss-Pocketing mug.Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.
by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016
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