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PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.
by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019
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Packing a Tom Hardy

When you have so much chew in your mouth you start speaking like Tom Hardy from The Revenant.
Kyle was packing a Tom Hardy I had no idea what he was saying the whole night.
by erferfin February 11, 2022
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Stash packing

What occurs when someone has boofed an object and then performed an act of snapping. The boofed materials (usually drugs) are then pushed deeply into a secure location within the rectum to avoid detection in situations where such objects would come under scrutiny.
Joe knew he was gonna get locked up after his trail so the night before he bought some weed off Chav and asked him if he could help him with the stash packing.
by The Green Commie August 6, 2009
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Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm
she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse
by namesrevil November 1, 2010
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faucet puking

puking without gaging; puking like someone turned your mouth into a faucet
you're friend was so drunk he was faucet puking off the table
by cketchmark November 21, 2010
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Zach paling

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.
Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you

zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.

Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
by cory&marcus August 23, 2011
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Rockstar Parking

The closest parking spot to your destination. Rockstar Parking spots are usually very hard to claim, as someone else most likely got there before you.
Dude, good call on leaving early. I can't believe we got Rockstar Parking at the concert!
by rbw0002 September 1, 2015
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