crap packets

see poop schnitzels

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

beer pickle

akin to whiskey dick, except that the cause of limpness is the result of an over consumption of beer rather than whiskey. Said pickle may also smell of vinegar in some cases.

"She said he drank a case of beer , and then tried to put the beer pickle on her."

by Meek One October 15, 2009

Moon Pickle

Term of endearment when your woman is on her period and craving a jar of preserved vegetables .

I love you my little moon pickle!

by Jypcie November 16, 2016

Slimy Pickle Juice

Usually, a thing that horny 12-year-olds say when they want to say semen.

12 year old 1: Bro there was slimy pickle juice all over the place
12 year old 2: Bro that's the funniest thing I've heard all day

by 12 year old fan club October 9, 2018

wario pickled penis

when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises

fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh

by obama_prism October 31, 2019

slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

The Stinky Pink Pickle

When you fuck a young girl's butthole so hard that your penis literally becomes so sore that it turns pink.

Rick: Man, I ass-fucked that high school slut last night!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!

by Harvey Rickles September 7, 2010