Declaration of a New Order

A speech given by Chancellor Palpatine that makes it so The Great Jedi Purge is enacted and that the Galactic Repunlic is now an empire.

Start of Declaration of a New Order
Palpatine: ...and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled.
Bail Organa: What's happened?
Padmé Amidala: The chancellor's been elaborating on a plot by the Jedi, to overthrow the senate.
Palpatine: The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated!
(cut)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not even the younglings survived..
Yoda: This.. padawan.. killed, not by clones, but by a lightsaber, he was...
Obi-Wan: Who? Who could've done this?
(cut)
(Anakin killing separatists)
(cut)
Palpatine: The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but i assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!
(cut to mustafar)
Rune Haako: Stop! No!
(Rune Haako gets killed by Anakin)
(cut)
Palpatine: In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society!
Padmé Amidala: So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
(cut back to mustafar)
Nute Gunray: The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us peace! we only want- SHEAEAGH!

(Nute Gunray is slashed down by Anakin Skywalker)

by visaa August 4, 2024

Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

by anonymous August 13, 2024

Fuck the Co-Owner(s) week

From December 29th to January 4th every discord user can harass the owner
This lasts one week and the co-owners of the server can't do anyhting about it

Hey, it's Fuck The Co-Owner(s) Week, let's harras our discord owner.

by Sonic 2017 X December 26, 2024

Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.

Static void order here to take your balls.

by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Kia soul owner

Child of devil

Let’s go beat up that Kia soul owner, why? Because they are a Kia soul owner

by literal-gargoyle April 13, 2025

Signing an executive order

To shit your pants in public.

The President refused to take questions after signing an executive order in the Oval Office today. Observers described a wet sound and sudden stench before the President abruptly departed.

by Pádraig February 2, 2026