twelve-hour one armed bandit

A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.
The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit.
by rjp October 05, 2004
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a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload
- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad
by phatmaniac January 16, 2009
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An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.
Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.
by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011
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The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.
I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.
by Spudman2k9 June 19, 2009
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To disrespect someone while they are holding you.
I just pied in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.
by Islands in the Kitchen October 03, 2020
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To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
by Frainslug November 04, 2005
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Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.
Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.
by BigSchmuck November 12, 2020
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