Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023

Circus Ole

When a man sticks two fingers in his ass, and proceeds to jerk off at the same time.

I’m gonna commence in some Circus Ole later tonight.

by dudewhytfcantifindausername January 2, 2022

The ol mike 1,2

Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.

Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.

by cpt316 May 9, 2020

big ol stupids

a woman's large breasts that defy logic.

did you see that girl by the bar, damn she had some big ol stupids!

by j-rock_ma'_ucka February 2, 2014

dirty ol feed

a big meal

i ate a dirty ol feed last night and now my asshole hurts from shitting

by site2resident April 10, 2023

Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.

Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.

by Shank Bonein June 28, 2023

The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023