José taught me how to pack my luggage. This daddy KNOWS how to do that. Only someone with a dad skill can do it right.
by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021
Get the dad skillmug. by artooey January 28, 2018
Get the Dad Jokemug. A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
Get the Dad Torquemug. A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.
Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?
Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020
Get the Dad-or-Creepermug. Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.
A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
by Thefurher November 19, 2013
Get the dad crackmug. by Big Robo August 8, 2023
Get the Calder’s dadmug. 