National Nothing Day

Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”

“…”

“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”

by if you’re reading this, smile! October 8, 2021

im_nothere_0

best boyfriend ever. I love him so much. He’s the best u could ever ask for, he’s the sweetest, outgoing, most prettiest boy ever, ya rlly gotta meet him.<33

“im_nothere_0? oh! yes! best person ever! <33”

by Urgfswife November 23, 2021

felt nothing

A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.

I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.

by ice6969 April 14, 2022

Whole nother

This is my expression im made. So I’m here to help you to solve the mystery sense you having problems. Whole nother. Nother means another.

I got a whole nother story for you everyone.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 1, 2022

Whole nother Coloda

This is the best liquor in the world and it don’t taste nasty. Like all others and don’t need to be mix with juice or anything. And it’s not on sale anywhere and only the son of ABSOLLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR makes this and he don’t make it no more and only few people got to try it. And he has no reason to ever make it again.

This drink whole nother coloda taste better than anything you ever had and make you feel better than anything else and really gets you intoxicated high fast too and you can chug it really easily too.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 2, 2022

Static Nothing

To describe something that just doesn't exist.
op 2
An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.

These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.

by CHAMPAL July 15, 2022

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023