nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Yosh Nap

When you pass out anywhere and everywhere after any amount of alcohol consumption. (Usually at the party)

Is Josh passed out right now? No, he's just taking a Yosh Nap.

by Wildcat58 December 30, 2016

ugly nap

A nap that is so restful and peaceful one does not care what they look like

Karen had such an ugly nap she woke up rested and happy.

by Sleepnumberbedsetting7 January 25, 2017

nap clap

To return a spit fire roast.

Take a nap clap.

by Napclap111 January 30, 2017

Nap girlfriend

A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.

Im definitely a nap girlfriend i sleep all the time I wonder if he gets annoyed

by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020