Dry muffin

A guy who looks good from far away in an ooh kinda way, but when you get up close, they are a disappointment. Much like biting into a dry muffin.

That tall blonde guy turned out to be a dry muffin damn it.

by muffinista March 17, 2009

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Schmeg Muffin

When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.

Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.

by shawnsnuts July 28, 2006

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a person who is generally perceived as attractive, but rather than a 'stud' they're 'crud'

by georgiabeth February 06, 2009

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A women who homesteads in a rural area and devotes her lives to homemaking under her husband.

1) Stacey is a Prairie Muffin.

by George Eldon Smith January 13, 2007

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A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)

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a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut

man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

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Where some of the breast is coming out the top of your shirt and bra. It forms a quad boob effect

Muffin tit is also linked to quad boob

by Josie20 June 08, 2009

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