muffdog

The act of having a mans penis sandwiched between 2 vaginas

Ohh man I had the tightest muffdog last night with these two chicks. It was bodacious

by D-D-D October 20, 2008

cuffed her muff

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.

Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.

by joeysito December 18, 2008

Maffei

butt munch, loves getting lathered with fat free vinaigrette dressing

I got so maffeied last night, I substituted vinaigrette for ranch though!

by Na.Dime March 25, 2009

muffdiving

The act of eating out rob taylor's butthole.

I was muffdiving last night and found a can of diet sprite.

by Roberta s June 22, 2010

muff butt willy

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

Muff Pistol

From the Eighteenth Century on there were huge numbers of small, concealable pistols manufactured in England as well as on other continents. The smaller variations of these pistols were described as "Muff Pistols" due to the fact that they could be concealed in a lady's muff even though a man could also easily conceal this on his person, but Gentlemen used muffs too.

On the contrary my dear Watson! This pistol has a distinguishing smell to it.

Yes, quite a muff-like smell...we must go to the nearest fish market in England to find it.

No, my dear friend, this is a Muff Pistol, I'm sure you can deduct where it was hidden...please stop smelling it!!!!

by xleprechaunx November 8, 2010

moffett

an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. Normally taking the shape of a ball.

my room mate left a moffett all over the toilet after shaving his balls.

by 83lineshack March 6, 2009