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Hannah Montana

a terrible, unfunny, lameass, suck show on Disney Channel that is about a 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever. She puts on a wig and everyone become retarded and can't reconize its the same 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever that is in their high school. She is accompanied by her totally retarded brother who I hate, and her idiot father who wrote a one hit wonder that isn't even good. The only good person on the show is the hot friend Lily.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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Hannah Montana

Your average disney show about a horsefaced little girl trying to overcome multiple personality syndrome.

Apparently a blonde costume wig can fool all of America, who knew. Yeah, the acting is terrible, but what do you expect from a kid's show. This girl isn't very pretty, and her voice slightly reminds everyone of their drunk uncle's.

But here's something even weirder. "Hannah Montana" was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. Then she joined the show as Hannah Montana, and Miley Ray Stewart. So this little girl changes her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. That's just weird, I'm even confused.

Does anyone else actually become their television character?

Another thing, she's a terrible role model. While at first she was sweet and corny, now she has gotten about 5-10 racy pictures leaked. I don't mean Vanity Fair, I mean Wet-White-T-Shirt-That's-All-In-The-Shower-Sent-To-Nick-Jonas.


There were obviously many little girl who would have done a much better job, but based on her father's one hit country wonder, our fake accent hit came to be.



god, help us.
Hannah Montana is slowly taking over the world with her nonsense lyrics and strange mental defects.
by kitteeeeen. October 22, 2008
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Iron Mountain

An awesome town located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula former home of Tom Izzo and Steve Mariucci
People from Iron Mountain are usually the shit.
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Cigar Mountain

A hill that overlooks the highway in Sidney, British Columbia. It is currently the coolest place to smoke cigars and/or marijuana.
Dude, I'm comin' down WAY too quick; lets go toke up at Cigar Mountain.
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mountain lakes

"im from moutain lakes new jersey"
"really, you must be rich"
"no, my parents are"
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big bear mountain

The most prominent, diversified, and outstanding ski resort in southern California (located in the city of BIG BEAR).

By far the SICKEST place to shred for boarders on the west coast, hands down, without a doubt...

Best known for their 55ft-99ft "GAMBLER" jumps, SUPERPIPE, and an abundant amount of rails, jibs, jumps, etc.
"After riding the freshie pow pow at big bear mountain, I was overdoesed by how many rails and jumps I could it all at once!!!!" -*has minor orgasm from excitment
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Hannah Montana

A talentless, overrated Disney Channel pop-star who is all hype and can't sing to save her life
Jimbo: Did you go to the Hannah Montana concert the other day?

Stan's dad: No, I'm not gay
by dnsczz August 1, 2008
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