Jericho March

Systems Engineering term ( used to fix complex problems) only a few people on Earth troubleshoot this way!

Intermittent system problem:
( Super computer crash every 15 min core hog screaming, Machine code branch halt.
Start Jericho March:
#1. get all system manuals, walk around system 7 times.
#2. get system admin babe to blow horn straight leg

SHOUT!!" let the bugs come tumbling out " debuger

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

swally merchant

noun, Scottish (see swally)
A gentleman who is overly fond of a tipple.

'Shuggy boaked oan a polis efter 3 boatils o Buckie.'
'Daft swally merchant.'

by Al Bum October 22, 2008

bong marché

Any generic smoke shop.

You: Hey dude, I'm headed to the bong marché, do you need anything?

Me: Can you get me a pack of smokes?

by isleepbetter June 24, 2009

Jizz Merchant

One who peddles ejaculate.

You are a Jizz Merchant. Wootenanny!

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010

lol merchant

A person who gives out so many lol's he could sell them and make a tidy profit

Man that guys such a lol merchant, nah he's a jew

by MCMMC November 22, 2010

Black March

Black March is an event created by the internet in January 2012.
The idea of Black March is to not consume anything media related in all of March 2012. That is no books, no magazines, no movies, no music downloads, illegal or legal.
Black March is a reaction to the SOPA and PIPA which is threatening the internet community and its rights to share files.
Hopefully, Black March will target corporations economically and show them not to ever mess with the power of the internet.

Person 1: Are you doing Black March?

Person 2: Totally! MEDIA CORPORATIONS SUX

by Sean Owenz February 6, 2012

Fanny merchant

to flatter with faint praise, a brown noser, kiss ass

"Hi, I just love the way your eyes shimmer like the stars".

"Go away, dont be such a fanny merchant."

by Endersons' October 8, 2016