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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
by maninja19 December 9, 2010
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Silly Moose

Calling someone a silly moose means that they are acting silly and acting like a dickhead at the same time.
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
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Moose Chucker

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.
by Generic User the Nth March 24, 2011
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Moose

my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.
Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*
by sussyb4ka June 30, 2021
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Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.
Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.
by hawke4me July 16, 2024
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Moose Piledriver

Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"

Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."

Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."

Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."

Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"

Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017
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Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.
"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"
by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012
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