mooseseal

When a guys dick goes floppy and swollen and dangles between his legs.

Damm what has that dude got down his pants I bet he's a mooseseal

by Elephant seal December 4, 2016

Moosing

When you go "anon" so hard that you make yourself "known" and get yourself killed.

"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."

by Mr. Heubert March 28, 2023

Luca Moose

a chill fella who sells candy that he stole.

“woah Luca Moose snapped me!”
“OMG he’s so hot!!”

by 🇮🇪👹😘 July 16, 2023

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

Moose

A fat girl that you end up having sex with

My mate pulled this moose mate

by smokeajoint 42069 August 10, 2022

Blue Moose Clap

Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.

Oh yeah, I heard Blake got Blue Moose Clap from that brunette chick.

by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025

Moose

my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.

Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*

by sussyb4ka June 30, 2021