Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss

That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!

by The one blk guy January 16, 2022

mockey moose

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022

Moose

Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops

You: wow is that moose??
Moose: no this is goose

by Definitely not Moose November 11, 2020

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

James Moose

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all

James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage

by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020