monsta

Someone who is beastest at everything

Monsta is a monsta.

by monsta March 12, 2003

Penis Monster

A Monster who chases small children around, grabbing and/or molesting little "weiners." Usually ends with jail time and/or new boyfriend named bubba from cell 19.

"The Penis Monster down the street wants my cock and balls."

by Little bobby February 23, 2005

loch ness monster

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)

"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

Big Dick Monster

A man with an inhumanly large genital member. To qualify for this name you have these: 1.) A penis of 6 or more inches 2.) The thickness of a large cucumber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) A mass of veins (veinage) 4.) A wrinkly nutsack that claps against your thighs as you penetrate vagina

Once heard in the Project Pat song "Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe" feat. Ludacris

Girl 1: Hey Chanel!!! Did you and Kano get freaky last night?
Girl 2: OMFG!!! Yes we did, he's a fuckin animal...My walls stretched like 3 inches
Girl 1:....Dear god and everything that is holy....
Girl 2: Yes Kevin is a Big Dick Monster!!!
pause
Girl 1: Could fuck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
Girl 2: ....Bitch No!!! That dick got my smell on it, I marks my territory!

by Chanel(Kevins[kano] Boo) July 27, 2009

monster mash

when you poo in the shower and then mash it down the drain with your toes

Every day after P.E. Jill did the monster mash and then wore sandals to math.

by Brown Eyes January 19, 2005

sand monster

when a fat female was skeeted on after sex on the face and then had her face slamed into the sand. she then raises up yelling with sand stuck to her face.

"hey Gleezy! what happened after you left the party with big betty?" said BIG D

Gleezy replys with " i turned her into a sand monster and ran."

by Gleezy December 27, 2007

cookie monster

An addictive furry creature thing with anger management issues and/or a major case of ad/hd.

Thanks to cookie monster, one truly is never too old to watch Sesame Street.

by chumblespuzz August 23, 2005