mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.

by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008

Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.

Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.

by Mungo Jazzflute June 19, 2008

Mexican Air conditioning

The act of driving a vehicle that has no (working) A/C with all the windows open or driving a convertible with the top down. Also can be used to describe a school bus that doesn't have a/c.

This bus doesn't have A/C so lets use the Mexican Air Conditioning

by j4991 October 21, 2011

Mexican Sendoff

A sexual act in which you take a juicy pepper while doing a girl doggy-style and then quickly sqeeze pepper on yourself and stick it back in. Then yell " AYAYAYAYAYAYYA"! The sensation is amazing, after this, you must get off, then send her on her way.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a mexican sendoff last night, she wouldn't stop crying....

by plays4u June 21, 2010

Mexican Ski Lift

A Mexican Ski Lift is a sex position, it's when you wrap your penis in sandpaper and conduct in anal sex. Leaving your partner is excrutiating pain.

Awhhh dude, Mike gave his a girlfriend a Mexican Ski Lift!

by TheyKnowMeAsTheAnon October 5, 2010

mexican marbles

Small, hard, round, turds,

Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.

Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.

You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.

by marble_player December 4, 2010

Mexican Rugburn

A sexual act involving a very large woman. A "mexican rugburn" is performed by having the fat chick get naked (perferrably after foreplay so she is wet and sweaty) and then having her spread her cheeks, sit on your face, and rub her butt back and forth very rapidly. When done, you will have a rugburn on your face from her butt pubes and you will be brown like a Mexican cause of the dinkelberries.

Some fat cow gave me a Mexican Rugburn, I still can't smell anything but feces and wet fish

by domo-oragato March 9, 2011