Mesopotamia

A cute name to call your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: "Hey my Mesopotamia!"
Mesopotamia: "The fuck did you call me?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Mesar

Adjective:

Used to describe a beta male, usually the type of guy who delivers bread for a living, gets terrorized by members of his household because he has no alpha status in domestic situations, or anywhere in society.

That geeza is a doormat, a real Mesar of a man.

by Wizzit May 26, 2023

sketch message

A "Sketch" Text Message. Coming off awkward, innapropriate, or so confusing that it deserves an immediate pressing of the "call back button" over the "reply" option.

ON A 100 DEGREE SUNNY DAY DOWN THE SHORE...
Ali: Stay in your house, preferably the basement, grab canned food and don't come out until further notification
Joe- "look at this sketch message" what the fuck? im calling this bitch.

by Dan R. September 29, 2007

pubic mess

the untamed jungle below the belt that can either make or break a hook-up

Gosh, that chick I hooked up with had a major pubic mess!

by Ignorant bittles December 20, 2008

rollin' mess

what my friends call me cuz of my clumsinnes, my crappy backpack, and the fact that everything i touch i lose.

me; "i lost my p.e. sweatpants and now i have to run while it's raining in shorts"

my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"

by the messy. February 7, 2009

Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009

chap mess

When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.

Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?

Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.

by A|H January 16, 2010