March 22

March 22?? Apart from Mcr breaking up.
March 22 is the best birthday ever! Jam out to Mcr all day and chill. Sounds like a rocking birthday to me.

Person 1: Ay yo, when’s your birthday?
Person 2: March 22?
Person 1: You lucky little shit

by Definitely.not.who.you.think January 2, 2018

March 14th

The day the world got better

People born on March 14th can accomplish anything they put there mind to.

by Laya Mae January 16, 2021

Marshall Mathers III

Marshall Mathers- a genius in the field of songwriting

by Rhaegan Dye September 5, 2003

March 20

People born on this day should be considered royalty. If its a male and their name starts with "R", they deserve unlimited suck jobs and you are legally obligated to hork a loogie on his balls and proceed to lick it off... ladies ;) It's in the constitution. Guys, if you know a guy born on this day and his name starts with the letter "R", you better hope he likes you, otherwise prepare to die alone.

"Hey, I'm Greg and this is my girlfriend"
"Hi, I'm Robert, born on March 20"
"Fuck"

by B!GD!CKDADDY December 6, 2019

march 3

national bean juice

damn last march 3rd we got totally beaned up brah

by dohdohthehoe May 1, 2019

Million Mom March

A group of anti-gun,liberal extremists bent on the repealing the 2nd Amendment of the U.S. Bill of Rights. Most of the members are in fact brainwashed moms. They also number less than a million members. They generally defend their anti-freedom goal with "It's for the children." That quote is false and misleading as no children have been or will be saved because of their actions.

The Million Mom March staged a protest in the capitol. During the protest, they spread messages of hate and tried to surpress the the 1st Amendment right of those who disagreed with them.

by Garm July 3, 2007

murder the marshmallow

To masturbate ferociously.

(Refers to the Stay Puft marshmallow man in Ghostbusters, when he is killed and parts of his body are splattered all over the place.)

Every time I look at that picture of Mila Kunis on the internet, I can't help but murder the marshmallow right in front of my screen.

by RandZerom April 28, 2006