March 9th

the day that all dicks will be untied in 2020 and they will much between to create a boob

Kelvin- Oh shit March 9th 2020 is exactly next year!
JoshyPoshy- yay so excited when our dicks become boobs! hope its a double Z!!!!

by chickennoodlebonesyummy October 15, 2019

March 12th

THE DAY OF BEING TIKTOK FAMOUS AND NO ONE HAS A WORD IN IT!

person 1- OMG you have to follow me

person 2- Why i dont have too!
person 1- But its March 12th I have to blow up!

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

March 12

Hang out with your girlfriend day

Girlfriend: Guess what day it is?
Boyfriend: March 12?
Girlfriend: Exactly!! You know what that means!
Boyfriend: oh yeah! U get to hang out with you :)

by Jesse's Guy October 19, 2019

March 3rd

March 3rd or 3 is take his v-card day! Take your manz v-card, give him da kitty sis! He deserves it , so make it special. Be sure not to tell him or it won’t be a surprise. Better hope he’s better than this day in general though.

Me: Heyyyy girl , you ready for March 3rd?
My home girl: Yea ofc , he’s gonna be so exited for 3!

by HeLuvMe January 24, 2022

March 17th

every march 17th is Moth appreciation day 😎👍 go appreciate your friend Moth :)

Person 1: It’s March 17th which is Moth appreciation day
Person 2: oh really let’s go appreciate Moth for being so cool

by Sethisswag March 17, 2021

March 23

people who are born on this day wanna fuck draco malfoy, they’re in love with him

“draco malfoy is so hot!!!”
“lol you’re so march 23, silly goose!”

by ceermite September 13, 2020

March 13

National Canadian Be Lonely Day

March 13 Anyone born on this day will never find true love

by Mr.IDontKnow March 25, 2021