by some1important November 16, 2014
Get the Sweet Mother of Godmug. A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"
In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"
In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"
by floyd33guy July 11, 2010
Get the Your Mother's Ballsmug. Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.
Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
by hipsterjew March 15, 2010
Get the Jewish Mother Syndromemug. Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."
Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."
Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."
by StumpEase November 9, 2010
Get the Mother Fucker Pleasemug. The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.
by junkyard prince October 14, 2003
Get the your mother's facemug. Mothers Little Helper lyrics-
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day
by SomeGirlsBuyMeClothes April 15, 2006
Get the mothers little helpermug. by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005
Get the Blood root mothermug.