Minecraft

everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.

Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.

by roikau July 19, 2024

Minecraft

A game where your sexully attracted to school busses and you five around fucking every school bus you see and even school busses with children in them!!!

I fucked 10 school busses while playing minecraft to day

by Daddyfucker69420 September 24, 2021

Minecraft

Something I would like to do with you

"Hey Thomas wanna play Minecraft?" "hell yeah!"

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Minecraft

A gud video game.

Me is mr. meencraft so minecraft

by mr.meencraft March 13, 2021

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Minecraft

A game that has raised many Children and made people happy thank you minecraft

Minecraft is holy

by Crater price April 13, 2021

Minecraft

The best game ever

Minecraft is Love, Minecraft is Life (This is a splash text from an april fools update)

by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019