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Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.
Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
by bluersx February 25, 2011
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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018
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I’m Gonna Brown

The act of violently shitting your pants and/or the surfaces around you.
“I’m gonna brown

“what?”

“IM SHITSING
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I'm so bored

me too why do you think I'm typing this
I dono I'm so bored
by neoooo February 26, 2019
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what you say before doing the thug shaker or turbulence
"Where the bros at I'm tryna bend"

"Dude my grandma's right there what the fuck"
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I'm really bored

by i am bored lol September 5, 2019
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I'm not being racist, but

1) An disclaimer that allows the speaker to say whatever they like regardless of how racist it actually is.

2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.
John: I'm not being racist, but I fucking hate black people.

John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.
by Jiddlebag February 21, 2011
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