King San

Baller status. The realest Motherf*cker around. everybody wishes they were him. he is infinitely amazing. He's not Lil B, but he will f*ck your B*tch.

GOD D*MN! King San just F*cked my bitch... AGAIN!

I wish I was as cool as King San.

Son: I'm Amazing.
Mom: STFU you're no King San

by His Loyal Servant September 19, 2011

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Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009

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lyin king

a person who tells a lie that is just so unbelievable you can only laugh out loud at their audacity

"I scored tickets to the Lion King so I can't make it for our date" makes John the lyin king

by female pharmacist February 8, 2015

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Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.

The Sausage King has one big sausage.

by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005

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Coochie King

A Coochie King is a King of the coochie. He slays coochie like no other.

Hannah: Damn Daniel you are sooo good at this ;)
Daniel: You can call me the Coochie King <3

by coochieking420 January 28, 2020

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To be stolen from, or to have anything swiped from you either covertly or blatantly. Typically perpetrated by one particular co-worker, when he steals a sale you have been working on. Also occurs in conversation in the form of one-upping or discussion of literature and expensive sandwiches. Practice initiated at ODI in Cordova, Tennessee by AMK.

Man, I was selling that customer a Perception kayak, and Andy comes along while I'm getting the boat and and straight up cha-kings me!

Better watch your custy, bro, or you're gonna get straight cha-kiiinnnnggggg!!!

by KBroChill June 26, 2008

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