Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.

Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.

by WKUforever March 23, 2024

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Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

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Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

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To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

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Joey

joey is the nicest,sweetest,prettiest,hottest,kindest,smartest person youll ever.meet

he's such a Joey

by fart_attack November 21, 2021

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Joey

A bitch who doesn't care about your feelings at all. He just wants to use you for popularity. He just wants to get in your pants and then leave you for the streets.

Wow, he looks like a real Joey.

by Lexy T February 25, 2022

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