Jesus freak 

One who is passionate about Jesus and is unashamed enough to share with others what he has done in his or her life. They do not care what others think of them for being a follower of Jesus. Although, sadly, some are rude and unloving in the way they treat others and share their faith with others, those who are truly Christlike humbly admit that they are not perfect and that's why they need a savior. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Mark seems like a Jesus freak. He never lets a conversation go by without talking about Jesus. He even blasts Christian rap through his grill while driving around town.

Jesus freak by Gnatcicle January 27, 2014

jesus toast 

A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.

Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.

jesus toast by jesustoasted March 18, 2008

Jesus pox 

genital warts

My religious parents wouldn't let me get the HPV vaccine because they thought it would encourage premarital sex. Now I have a case of Jesus pox.

Jesus pox by dinger finger October 19, 2010

Jesus Terminator 

The most definite and manly form of power in the universe. Jesus Terminator is stronger than Chuck Norris combined with Cthulhu, but has a heart of pure gold. Alternatively, the phrase is used to describe macho manliness of an excessive magnitude.

Hey, dude, have you been working out? You look so Jesus Terminator today!

Jesus Terminator by Ditno June 6, 2011

jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

jesus titty fucking christ by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005

jesus beating 

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

jesus beating by John Testes November 22, 2007

Jesus Suffering Fuck 

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

Jesus Suffering Fuck by Russell November 18, 2003