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Jake paul

The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
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Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer

Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them ๐Ÿ…ฑastards
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federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.
Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.
by Federal Jake February 12, 2018
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Jake Paul

A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.
Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
by MarineOne November 13, 2017
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jake gyllenhaal

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.
Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!
by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005
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Jake Pauler

a disgrace to this country; subscribers of Jacob Paul
(gasp) you 're a Jake Pauler!
by Ellxception January 17, 2018
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Jake Paul

If someone watches this youtuber, they are sure to get cancer and be in the hospital for the restriple of their lives.
Jeez, my friend just got cancer and is in the hospital forever because of Jake Paul!
by runniggerniggerierunniggerie September 1, 2017
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Jake Paul

by Again helpful to November 19, 2018
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