JacksonMan11

If you are a JacksonMan11 you have butt sweat,bad clothing choices, gets quote on qoute FuLl BaRs, and misses wide open shots. This also associates with the words human brick, gay, and trash 2k player. If you call someone a JacksonMan11, their life is completely ruined then and there.

Agent 00: dude make your shots
Davis: I am getting full bars, this game is soooo trash. Ronnie fix your game
Agent 00: your clothes suck also, at least try to look good
Davis: i thought these clothes were good
Agent 00: dont make me say it
Davis: what?
Agent 00: Your being such a JacksonMan11
Davis: Dies
Agent 00: Oh God

by Yeetboy1234567890 February 6, 2019

Jason Pominville

The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.

Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!

by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019

Jason

Jason is a hot nerd. He secretly likes art and loves drawing. But sarcastic most of the time to his friends but he does like them. He also likes a girl that starts with an E but declines anyone from saying he does, he can't stop thinking about her and think she likes him which he hopes she does.

Lauren: Jason is so funny
Justin: Yeah

by I write names2 May 6, 2019

Jason Moura

Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

i love jason moura

by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019

Jason

Jason is a really annoying excuse of a brother. He will try to be cool by singing songs in the shower but we all know he can't sing. His best impression of any pop singer is that of a dying cow. Not only that, but he makes random french jokes and can't be roasted because he's too dumb to understand the roast and just laughs it off. You think that he will mature, but he never does.

Hey, isn't that Jason?
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.

by LegitimatelyABruhMoment June 13, 2019

Jackson

His real name is spelled French like Jaxson and he is illegal

I met a Jackson

by Talcat March 30, 2019

Jason Tang

Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night

Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao

by BBC Bason April 22, 2019