Dry muffin

A guy who looks good from far away in an ooh kinda way, but when you get up close, they are a disappointment. Much like biting into a dry muffin.

That tall blonde guy turned out to be a dry muffin damn it.

by muffinista March 17, 2009

crud muffin

a person who is generally perceived as attractive, but rather than a 'stud' they're 'crud'

david beckham is such a crud muffin

by georgiabeth February 7, 2009

Prairie Muffin

A women who homesteads in a rural area and devotes her lives to homemaking under her husband.

1) Stacey is a Prairie Muffin.

by George Eldon Smith January 14, 2007

Chode Muffin

A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)

Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

slut muffin

a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut

man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

Muffin Tit

Where some of the breast is coming out the top of your shirt and bra. It forms a quad boob effect

Muffin tit is also linked to quad boob

by Josie20 June 8, 2009

bazinga muffin

an xbox 360 noob, very bad, and thinks they are good but the only way they reached that rank were through a long time of playing.

Yo Bazinga Muffin, get your kills up
Get this bazinga muffin outta here, he's horrible.

by Jolly Lollipop June 14, 2011