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Coke can man

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.
He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.
by The girl down the street December 27, 2004
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Canadian Can Job

The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.
My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!
by Sportstop October 31, 2008
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can we hit

Usually placed before a like goal
YouTuber: Guys can we hit 5k likes?
5 year old: YES!!!!
Youtuber: *continues video*
by IceStoneVulpix December 6, 2019
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The Livable Sardine Can

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.

Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!
by gravy111 November 18, 2010
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trash can huddle

1. Four or more gay men switching condoms with each other in a orgy.
2. A group of straight men throwing up together after a night of drinking, that usually results in awkward homoerotic exploration.
Hey Dude, did you hear Richie got in a trash can huddle last night.
Dude, I always knew he had it in him.
Yeah,
Sweet.
by BFizzy September 25, 2005
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Trash Can Prostitute

A very disgusting woman who looks like she lives in a trash can; a hooker who works/ lives in a trash can; a reference to someone who is gross and seems like they "get around".
Person 1: "That lady on the corner looks nasty!"
Person 2: "Yeah. What a trash can prostitute."
by Dracunofly November 6, 2011
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Who can it be now?

The saxiest sax that has ever saxed in the histoty of saxes
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, who can it, who can it
Yeah yeah yeah
by illhaveyouknowkid May 29, 2018
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