Fat Idiot..

Bruce you fat flabby git, hope this works lol.
What the hell is you up 2. Has your mutha found that cucumbar Jim shoved up her...?

Yo, What the FCUK. Bruce yo iz nearly Obese. If you woz Ginga youd need to Die It lol

by Bobby November 16, 2004

Useless Idiot

An individual or group member who is utterly incompetent and unorganized. They are identifiable as "that guy" who is constantly mooching off of the work of more responsible individuals and missing every scheduled meeting. They also have a nasty habit of being incapable of even the most basic tasks, such as handing in a piece of the report. When confronted, they claim that they "didn't get the email" or that they lost the directions sheet.

The guy who pretends like every girl wants him, yet in reality is considered a total creeper. The person who you hope you never have to work with, yet always get stuck with.

Example 1:

Jack: We're presenting the report tomorrow, do you have the translated sheets?

Brian: Uh, I thought I was doing the powerpoint.

Jack: No...we talked about this yesterday, and I mentioned it to you in the email.

Brian: I actually didn't get that email.

Jack: *sigh* Fine, well, I guess I can handle the translation if you already did the powerpoint, can I see it?

Brian: Uh...I actually didn't start it.

Jack: Useless idiot...

Example 2:

Ryan: Did you forget about the meeting?

Tangren: What meeting?

Ryan: The meeting to finish the presentation...

Tangren: Oh, I actually have something going on.

Ryan: You said you were free today you useless idiot.

by ResponsibleOne May 12, 2009

blubbering idiot

Kanye west

That Kanye West and his Twitter rants make him sound like a blubbering idiot high on cocaine!

by AmyAquarius September 12, 2016

idiot

A pathetic person who, despite innumerable troubling contraindicators and pesky facts, chooses to trust George W. Bush and his band of extremist, right-wing hystericals, fundamentalist religious zealots, hate mongers, and neo-conservatives to provide pre-digested thoughts and attitudes, rather than to go to the effort of actually thinking for himself or herself. (Probably still believes that Sadam had WMDs, cooperated with Al Qaida, and participated in the 11 Sept attacks.) Perilous if inclined to vote based on the described irrational beliefs. Look for synonyms at: fool, bone-head, lazy-minded, dupe, patsy, etc.

If the sensible, intelligent Republicans will separate themselves from the idiot rabble, and exercise their voting privileges with good conscience, we patriotic American citizens will have the opportunity to turn the page and correct the numerous blunders foisted on the world by the Bush administration.

by JMad August 5, 2004

gloating buttfaced idiot

ManitobaFEAR on mIRC.

<ManitobaFEAR> AHAHAHAHA
<ManitobaFEAR> i win
<ManitobaFEAR> fuckers
<ManitobaFEAR> fear me

by Bonzer Tucker May 14, 2004

idiot

Basically a less-harsh insult than saying "YOU DAMN FRIGGIN' MORON!"

Erm...idiot.

by Unknown Personthingy September 21, 2003

idiot

1) Someone who thinks they're making a really important and clever point by defining "atheist" (and "non-creationist", apparently) as synonymous with "idiot".

2) Someone who lacks the intelligence to realise that the truths contained in certain religions are metaphorical, not literal - and that literally-interpreted religion is the biggest example of stupidity in human history.

3) Someone who attempts to back up their argument with a Shakespeare quoatation and gets it wrong - it's "Nothing will come of nothing", nincompoop.

See page 4 of 'idiot' definitions for a PRIME example...

by Some ranter January 30, 2004