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Hot Men

man 1: oi cunt you like hot men?
man 2: oh fuck yeah
man 1: me too
by WANKERKID69 February 16, 2021
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Hot Josper

A sexual move invented in 1972 barcelona spain by Jerge' Josperstein...the "Hot Josper" is named after the Spanish Charcoal fired "Josper" oven. The move begins with a man drinking a bottle of metamucil mixed with liquid smoke. When he (or she) begins to feel the urge to have a bowel movement, he pulls out the front elastic band of his partners panties (drawers) and proceeds to drop multiple hot/smokey nuggets into the vaginal region. These "nuggets" are meant to simulate the mesquite charcoal nuggets that are placed in a josper oven drawer. he then procedes to put his penis or "tube steak" into the charcoal fired..."horno de panocha" until satisfied.

*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.
He gave his grandmother a hot josper.
by Harvy Felterstein March 13, 2014
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hot spoon

The spoon used for heating and dissolving heroin.
Demi Lovato always plays with her hot spoons
by Jihadi Trucker March 10, 2020
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Hot-Shop

A warehouse or small business that serves as a front for the barter and sale of stolen, or "hot" goods. Once relatively common in the northern metropolitan areas of America(c. late 19th century-late 20th century), these shops have all but vanished, due in large part to the overall weakening of organized crime.
"My connection in Brooklyn gave me the address of a hot-shop that sells cigarettes and booze at less than half the regular retail price!"
by DuncanS. August 12, 2008
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Revenge Hot

Revenge Hot is the new level of hotness you strive to achieve after being scorned by a romantic interest or bf/gf. This is shallow, superficial and petty and DOES make you feel better.

The goal here is twofold:

1) Ideally, he/she who scorned you will feel like an idiot the next time they see your even-hotter-than-before self.

2) By increasing your hotness you increase your chances of finding a better candidate next time around.
Jennifer Aniston gets exponentially hotter every time she gets shunned by a love interest. She is the master of revenge hot.
by lovepeaceandchickengrease September 14, 2010
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Funplex Hot

A girl who works at The Funplex that is considered hot due to the not attractive girls that already work there, but out of work the girl is not as cute compared to others
Guy 1-Yo did you see that new girl at Foam Frenzy
Guy 2-Yeah she looks good, but shes Funplex Hot, i saw her out of work
by Funplex Guys October 9, 2007
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hot mousse

When a man, or woman, takes a dump in a woman's, or man's, hair; then uses it to style their hair into horns(or antlers).
Guy1: She's not hungry, she doesn't want a hot lunch. Holy shit I'm gonna give her a hot mousse.
Guy2: What the fuck is a hot mousse?
Guy1: I'm gonna shit in her hair and shape it into antlers!
Guy2: Damn that's awesome!!
by JerseyDave616 August 31, 2009
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