grandtastic 

adj. a combination of "grand" and "fantastic" used to describe extraordinarily wonderful or exciting happenings

1. I just know the dance this Friday is going to be grandtastic!

2. I got an A on the test-this is grandtastic!

3. Isn't it grandtastic that our team just won the championship?!

grandtastic by Autumn K. December 10, 2007

grandmaster funk 

one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music

joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck
grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me

grandmaster funk by fat the funky indivual December 20, 2008

Grandma's Apple Fritter 

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

Grandma's Apple Fritter by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

Grandfather Crumbs 

The residue in a bag of weed that, because of its size, has filtered through the larger buds to the bottom, getting to about the size of a crumb that would be stuck in a grandfather's beard.

Let's roll a joint, I've got a lot of grandfather crumbs.

What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!

Grandfather Crumbs by 1234509876 October 26, 2010

Grandma Kid 

A young adult/teenager that dresses like a grandma or way too old for their age, they usually appear to be very awkward and shy. They typically wear long socks, tennis shoes, shirts that do not fit properly and their haircut is usually outdated.

Wow that girl is such a grandma kid! She always looks so scared when I say hi to her!

Grandma Kid by Dr. Love18 September 6, 2011

Grandma's Mud Castle 

After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!

I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!

Grandma's Mud Castle by Ga-Law September 4, 2013

GrandCraig 

This is not your typical, old school, run of the mill Grandpa. This guy likes to buck the system by dropping the "Pa" and tossing his name on the back of Grand. Similar to the "Amazing" Spiderman, GrandCraig know's that with great power comes GrandResponsibility.

"Hey, is it just me or did GrandCraig just swing from that building to save a kid from a burning taco stand"

GrandCraig by GrandJure December 27, 2013