Carlos German

Coolest guy who ever lived in the world. So cool. Wowee. Hoolah. Hooray! He is a genius too. Completely not gay whatsoever.

I wish my dad was Carlos German! My mom wants a Carlos German for her birthday! But there is only one cool Carlos German! And he is in AISJ!

by Carlos German November 15, 2016

the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over

Look at the german lightbulb, its huge

by Rommel December 18, 2019

German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.

Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*

by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010

german brainrot

randomized chaos with animals and strange stuff

example of german brainrot:
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein

by ali._ January 19, 2025

German Cocaine

Sugar

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"

by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020

German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018