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flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!
by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014
mugGet the flat wipemug.

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!
Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.
mugGet the Flat is justicemug.

Flat tire

The action of vibrating your lips and blowing air into the vagina.

To inflate the vagina.
So I gave this girl a “flat tire” last night and she blew the air right back at me.
by Durnvikit March 1, 2024
mugGet the Flat tiremug.

Flat chop

Man that woman had a tight flat chop
by CAptainlimpdick December 20, 2018
mugGet the Flat chopmug.

Flat

When the roast is so good it makes someone die (flatline)
“Bro, Joshua gave Derek a flat yesterday at the roast session!”
“Damn, I wish I was there.”
by 902Cold May 4, 2018
mugGet the Flatmug.

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista
Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here
by Stevenbando July 16, 2023
mugGet the Two toned flat nose gorillamug.

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