Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket

When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.

Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"

by Twitchyboy December 30, 2010

schfifty-five

the number and song that made me not know how to count in regular numbers.

"hello little girl, do you want to know a schecert. because i know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. do you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know. how to count. allllllll the way to schfifty-five. and i will tell you how to count to schfifty-five, faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss. are you ready to hear it baby. alright.
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"

by Dema Schfifty. June 28, 2006

five finger linger

Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "five finger linger" to be quite as revoltingly blunt as "fisting".

If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.

by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005

Fived

The act of putting five gum wrappers on various items. Usually done by bored highschool students.

i just fived my whole notebook.

by justdan March 13, 2009

Two-fives

A word of Belizean Kriol English origin meaning friends.

"Me and My Bwai da Two-Fives"
Me and my boy are friends

by Akkz August 26, 2005

chode five

Similar to a high five, except instead of slapping hands together you slap chodes. This requires two males.

Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.

Aaron: Yo, Josh. I just got a phone number from some smoking hot chick.

Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.

by hivoltage June 13, 2008