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fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator
He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016
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Fart cannon

japanese car with an aftermarket exhaust thats just too damn big for the 78 hp pos civic that it's on. The result is an even shittier honda that not only looks like a pos but also sounds like an actual shart. People (i.e. Retards) do this in an effort to join the import community but instead end up in the ricer community. As a newly adopted ricer, they will rev the fuck out out of their golf cart engine "vtech" at every intersection and floor it once the light hits green if theyre next to a mustang. After the ricer loses to the guy in the mustang (or any other car for that matter) who wasnt even aware in the first place that he was racing and won, the ricer will try to hit up a consversation and ask about the driver's upgrades and how his fart cannon added 50 or even a hundred hp because it sounds louder. Ricers also drive like assholes and cut people off because they think they're racing at every single moment.
Ricer: "bro i just bought a new exhaust."
Dude: "you just bought a fart cannon and now your car sounds like liquid ass for everyone in the neighborhood to hear."
Ricer: "yeah, but now my car goes super fast."
Dude: "no it doesn't, if anything it goes slower."
Ricer: "well now im in the import community and im officially a street racer like paul walker in tokyo drift."
Dude: "no you are not. You're in a group of ricers who cause accidents on the open street. You're in a group of retarded assholes. Why tf am i friends with you."

See also ricer
by Mouth Full of Awesome July 12, 2016
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swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.
I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.
by Holdin1now February 9, 2017
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Pp fart

When a guy spells like bbq sauce
Damn this pp fart is really tender and juicy
by Vondervaur December 4, 2020
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Fart in a skillet

Fart in a skillet.
Word Origin: Butte, MT
A very hyper person, bouncing off the walls, stinking up the joint with their annoying behavior. Typically children, not always.
Grandma says, " You kids get outside and get the stink blown off you. You're acting like a fart in a skillet."
by Fraulein1973 October 18, 2021
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Wushu farting

A type of Chinese martial arts farting that requires highly athletic virtuosity and a keen dramatic flair.
When I was in the seventh grade, my father and my grandma taught me and my friends Wushu farting, a potentially dangerous art form reminiscent of the classic film, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,” something that’s been passed down through many generations in my family!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021
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Fridge fart

The funky smell that escapes when opening and closing the fridge door releasing a combination of old food smells.
Q:phew, whats that smell?
A:I think it is a "fridge fart",I just got a drink from the fridge and the fridge farted!!
must be last weeks leftovers,
by please clean my fridge October 6, 2012
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