Ethan

Just your local drug dealer

hey, have you seen Ethan?
all day every day!

Ethan by SteveTheGamer135 February 23, 2021

Ethan

A real ass dude that would fuck the shit outta u one second and ride or die for you the next. A real catch if you come across this guy don't let em slip away.

"Who is that nigga?" "That's Ethan"

Ethan by Realbigger February 23, 2021

Ethan

Ethan I am pretty sure is not human. He looks like sid the sloth from ice age. he thinks hes funny but no one laughs at him and hes just a sad twat in the corner. he smells and has dirty finger nails

ethan: "look at me im shacking the toilet door because im really funny"
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*

Ethan by oggasboogas February 24, 2021

Ethan

A crazy kid that makes everyone mad, but is hard not to hang out with. he acts gay and is a fanboy. he likes anime and watches Sketchy things, likes dark humor and is very annoying sometimes, IQ could probably be compared to a carrot, is nice sometimes and likes pizza

His name is Ethan.

Ethan by IVYT February 25, 2021

Ethan

gamer. easy to talk to. sexy as fuckkkkk

Girl 1: Did you see that fit guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Ethan.

Ethan by Mike Oxlơŋɠ January 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.

Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!

Ethan by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.

Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.

Ethan by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021