Much like the condiment, “Kranch” which is an amalgamation of Ketchup and Ranch Dressing, “Kranch Energy” denotes that just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
by LootNinja87 March 29, 2024
Get the Kranch Energymug. Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025
Get the Joe; God Of Energymug. by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024
Get the Pop-tart energymug. when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.
Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”
by Honey Badger 28 August 20, 2025
Get the Whole animal dick energymug. White PG5 Energy is the opposite of Black AirForce 1 energy. Instead of running from a nigga cause your a KOS for him, he'll run from you. He wants you to chase him. Wanna know why? He'll lure you to a corner where nobody can hear your screams, and change the White PG5 Energy into Black Air Force 1 Energy REAL FUCKIN QUICK. This man also ain't afraid to play dirty. They'll go for the balls, the throat, everything. They'll even bring a weapon to a fistfight.
"Yo, you know that nigga Trey? He's 100% White PG5 Energy. I heard that he 'took Willy out back' last Monday. He hasn't been to school at all since last Tuesday. I heard he even wore those new Playstation 5 Shoes too. We should probably stay away from him."
by Klue Klue Canoe June 10, 2021
Get the White PG5 Energymug. You know how not always but usually getting a big truck means that have little dick this term is little dick compensation at its finest projecting your insicurities on others
That one guy "I just slapped some chick because I have big dick energy"
Normal dude"Nah I just think your shitty"
Normal dude"Nah I just think your shitty"
by Yourallnotsmart March 7, 2020
Get the Big dick energymug. Similar to NPC Energy, but the polar opposite, When you dont let someone ignore you so you keep blowing them up on the regular, regardless of being left on read/unseen regardless of importance of the subject needing to be discussed. Much like a Quest Giver in a Video Game/RPG. Bonus points when its is something extremely tedious.
Person 1: Wheres Travis?
Person 2: Idk, did he answer you earlier Maybe hes just polishing that massive forehead of his? A cranium like that could take some time...
Person 1: Negative he left me on read, so I brought the Quest Giver Energy up to over 9000, I messaged him and called him in 15 minute intervals. Maybe his forehead can block a cell signal?
Person 2: Idk, did he answer you earlier Maybe hes just polishing that massive forehead of his? A cranium like that could take some time...
Person 1: Negative he left me on read, so I brought the Quest Giver Energy up to over 9000, I messaged him and called him in 15 minute intervals. Maybe his forehead can block a cell signal?
by Saucey XIII June 28, 2020
Get the Quest Giver Energymug.